Why do people insist on taking pictures of their feet? Feet are gross. An Urban Dictionary definition states:
| Feet | 14 up, 8 down | |
Untrustworthy. The epitome of evil. Nothing is as horrible as feet. Russian spies in disguise. Never trust feet.
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I agree. Damn Russians.
But seriously, if you are visiting a great place, take a picture of the place! Not your disgusting feet with the sweet ass place in the background. Now all we are looking at are your nasty feet. Thanks, I'm going to throw up my lunch now...
Ok below are some example pictures.
FEET ON THE BEACH (barf)
The view of the beach is a lot nicer without your crooked piggies in the way.
FEET IN THE BATH (who are you trying to impress?)
With bubble and all... I hope you drop your camera or phone in the water next time.
FEET IN A GROUP (ew)
Like one set wasn't enough? How much fun can you possibly be having if you are taking a group circle picture of your feet? Seriouusssssslllllyyyy?
FEET WITH A SUN TAN?
I have no words.
FEET IN THE CAR
"Look at how cool your toes look out that car door!" said no one ever.
FEET WITH ONE SHOE (why?)
Stop taking stupid pictures and go find your other shoe. Thanks.
FEET IN THE SAND
Cool picture! NOT.
FEET AT A WEDDING
I feel like grandma in Ireland would much rather see a picture of your shining faces. But whatever floats your boat.
Alright. Maybe I spend too much time on Facebook and that's why the feet pictures bother me. Or maybe I'm missing out by not posting pictures of my feet. We will see. For one whole day I will post pictures of my feet from each place I go to in that day. Blog to follow.
For now, I'm going to look at more feet on facebook. Chow!
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